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What smart consumers and savvy e-businesses
know but few can afford to admit is that there is still a link between
skin color and money. It has become increasingly difficult for businesses
to track color. The problems increase exponentially when we enter
the shifty and sometimes dark world of e-commerce.
In the good old days we had methods
like the tried and true brown
paper bag test. But in this fast-paced, ever-changing world of
e-commerce and online communities, who can afford the time and embarrassment
of taking or administering a brown paper bag test in public? The Interaction
of Coloreds Color Check System® is your answer!
With the discovery
that color is the most relative medium in art, and that its greatest
excitement lies beyond rules and canons, a more sensitive discrimination
was needed.
-- Josef Albers
Liberty through Digital Precision
The IOC Color Check System® liberates
our clients from antiquated and inaccurate terminology for color classification.
Our Hyper-Race® based solutions cut
racial categorization down to a manageable size. Terms like high yellow,
blue black, caramel-colored, skillet blonde, redbone, Spanish-lookin',
brown-skinned, olive, meriney, chocolate, and white seem even more
vague when attempting to view a body through a webcam or browser.
Wouldn't it be refreshing to get trustworthy
color info like John Smith, #FFFFFF (read: true white) when you receive
an email? Then try the Interaction of Coloreds Color Check System®
- the world's first online skin color verification system.
Require that your customers, employees,
and associates register with the IOC Color Check System®.
They can fill out a simple online application and
send us a few jpegs of their skin all from the privacy of their own
homes. In return, we will classify them with a verified hexadecimal
code, which will give you (and them) an exact measure of their color.
Sample IOC Color Check: Hyper-Race® Analysis
customer:001 Mendi
Obadike
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#cc9966
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I(eye)
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E(ear)
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L(elbow)
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F(fingernail)
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P(palm)
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customer:002 Keith
Obadike
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# 663333
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I(eye)
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E(ear)
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L(elbow)
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F(fingernail)
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P(palm)
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. . . it is still
true that only a minority can distinguish the lighter from the darker
. . .
-- Josef Albers
It Takes One to Know One
The IOC Color Check System®
is faster and more accurate than any other system for skin color verification.
That old adage is right: it takes one to know one. IOC founders Keith
and Mendi (who would formerly be classified as a darkie and a redbone, respectively)
developed this state-of-the-art system after years of detailed Diasporic
research. They've been allowed and denied access to some of the most
exclusive organizations in the Americas. Our system is based on techniques
refined over centuries, aided by the latest digital
image processing technologies. Do you worry that a fair-skinned person
of African descent might register as white in your browser? Never
fear. White-skinned coloreds are always assigned separate hex codes.
Our system reserves the hex code #FFFFFF for "true whites"
so that our customers feel as secure as a snowflake falling on a lily,
floating in cream and rising to the top. (See contractual fine print
for the IOC definition of "true white".) Our precise image
readings are compared to historical family records and our own
international digital archives.
The IOC Color Check System®
can't be fooled by meriney techniques like bleaching creams, skin
peels, PhotoShop adjustments, or grapefruit-soaked elbows. And sunbathers,
don't worry about your summer tan. As long as you didn't inherit that
tan, it will not be read by our IOC Color Check system. Just make
sure you follow our strict jpeg guidelines and answer a few detailed
questions about family history. Don't trust anyone else with your
color verification. Use the IOC Color Check System®